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Flatulence Odor Control Seat Cushion

Thanks to listener Nick!

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Volkswagen Trucks & Dreadlocks

I received this email today... Pretty damn funny... He also sent along a picture of his truck... another long lost brother  podcasting out there.

this might be a bit strange, not only did i have dreadlocks in high
school, but i still have an 83 volkswagen diesel rabbit truck. though i
never had the dreads and the truck at the same time. it's strange how
similar alot of podcasters are.
just found your guys show today and i am enjoying it quite a bit.
keep up the good work.

eric tomorrow
www.mediocreshow.com

Bumper Nuts?

I just received the following email and almost passed out from laughter...

Hey Frank with all the driving you do I wanted to know if you ever see trucks or SUVs with nuts hanging off the hitch. I use to see them all the time in L.A. and I saw them again for the first time while driving to work in Portland. But I have yet to find anyone else who knows what I'm talking about. Luckily I did find a website that sells this shit. http://www.bumpernuts.com

Police: Woman Used Stolen Card in Lottery

Kalle sent us the following email... I totally missed this story... thanks dude!  Yes indeed Southern Oregon is a freak show, especially this White City, which we refer to as "Quite Shitty".

Dude... tell me you've heard of this!?  How can Medford have spawned two lottery winners???  From what you've said about Medford, this sounds about right. :)  Oh irony, sweet irony.

MEDFORD, Ore. - A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.

Christina Goodenow, 38, of White City in southern Oregon faced numerous theft-related charges, forgery and possession of methamphetamine, said authorities, who searched her home Thursday. The card belonged to a deceased relative, they said.

If convicted of any of the charges, Goodenow will not be able to collect prize money from the winning ticket, said police Lt. Tim George.

Oregon Lottery officials refused to discuss specifics of the case because an investigation is still under way.

"I'll be fascinated to see how this shakes out," Lottery spokesman Chuck Baumann said. "In my 12 years with the Oregon Lottery, this is the first time I've encountered something like this."

Goodenow purchased the winning ticket Oct. 9 using a credit card that had belonged to her mother-in-law, who died more than a year ago, police said.

Goodenow traveled to Oregon Lottery headquarters in Salem on Oct 12 to accept an installment payment of $33,500. The $1 million grand prize is paid out over 20 years.

Detectives began tracking Goodenow on Wednesday after learning that she had used the credit card to purchase several items, including the ticket.

A search warrant served at her home Thursday turned up some methamphetamine, but little money, George said.

"Our investigation is still trying to determine what happened to the $33,500," George said.

Listener Email with a funny!

Great stuff Jason!  Thanks!

Hey there.  Just wanted to say I love listening to your show, it's always great to have a great laugh on the way to and from work and school.  I found it just while browsing podcasts a few weeks ago, haven't missed an episode yet.  I'd love to call in sometime, unfortunately I'm usually at work around the time you're recording.

When Robbie was talking about the made-up words thing, it reminded me of this picture I had of a pretty amusing (fake?) newspaper clip.

Anyway, the image is attached.  Keep up the good work, guys.

-Jason