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Maynard

Took a picture of Maynard with my new camera. I couldn't resist posting it. I realize that this makes me a big PUSSY (pun intended) but he's a damn cute cat. This new camera is great! Canon Rebel XT

Nippy Mouse?

So you wanna be a porn star...

So you want to be a Porn Star? Just about every guy has thought about becoming a Porn Star at one time or another... and the majority of girls have, too. For some it's a fleeting thought, for others it's a fantasy, and some just wonder if they'd be good enough. And then there are those who really want to get into Porn, but they don't have a clue about how to get into "Porn City"

This website has a great Q & A. Get out there and make your parents proud!

Bonsai Potato?

Most college students and bachelors have these things laying around already. Come on, open up that bottom drawer in your fridge. You know there's a Bonsai Potato in there. Now you can harness the beauty of that rotting Russet! "Our Bonsai Potato takes 4 to 6 weeks to grow, versus a lifetime for a traditional bonsai tree-and the potato does all the work, since it requires no sun, water, or fertilizer. This tongue-in-cheek kit is a humorous poke at Western culture's desire for inner peace and tranquility coupled with our hunger for instant gratification and chronic lack of time." Better than the pet rock I think.

Dildog...

This would be an embarrassing situation at some sort of mixed family get together. "Mary, does your dog have a dildo in its mouth?"

A web of musical similarity...

Play around with this one for a while. Basically you type in a band or a movie and it shows you graphically, based on relevance, other artists/movies you may like. Very very cool. I was playing with this thing for over an hour. You have to give it a try.

Very cool web design... Shop by color

This is a great web design. I like the idea here, and I bet we see more and more of this. Basically you click on a color and it brings up items that match that color. You have to give it a try for yourself. I'm not a shopping freak or anything. I just think this kind of format could be used for anything from music to choosing paint colors for a home.

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

*WARNING* Natural Ice Beer may make you go insane!

Drinking too much Natural Ice has the power to make anyone go completely insane. FrankWit is currently working on a case study. We will release the results ASAP. Thank You.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Just this morning I was thinking I could use this soap. I was completely out of coffee, and I could barely open my eyes. I'm ordering some of this up now. I can just stumble into the shower and kill two birds with one stone. I'm throwing out the Senseo, and I'm sticking with Shower Shock.  More...