FrankWit

This is a fun read...Too bad there is no hope for such a thing

Oh how I would love to see this man go through a trial, and be question over and over again. I think he would crack...But unfortunately that'll never happen...This man is Teflon W.

Former FBI Agent Is Deepthroat...I Always Thought It Was Linda LoveLace

Cue DarkSide Music Here...

I really cannot believe the huge brass balls this man has. It really does seem that whenever anyone has anything to say about American policy that is unfavorable, they "hate America" comes flying out of this douche-bags mouth.

The Grey And Dismal Oregon Coast...

There is nothing like a little memorial day treat called the Oregon Coast. It's not that I don't appreciate the Oregon Coast, because I do. I would just like it if the sun would shine over here, just for a bit, when I visit.

I know I'm going to sound like the huge complainer, but I must say, that it took five hours to get here yesterday, and normally it should take 2.5 hours. You should've seen some of these morons, and maybe many of you did. Enough of the bitch session, but I just felt the need to express.

We did see one very interesting thing yesterday, it involved a couple of "Bumper Stickers", it was too funny to not snag a few pictures of (Update: if you click on the link that says bumper stickers now you will see the Calvin pissing and Jesus dying collage...I thought it was funny.

We stopped at this pretty cool cove just above Newport and got a few pictures there too. These ones are more the regular old, hey look we're at the coast type.

I hope everyone is having a safe and fun Memorial Day weekend! I suppose that we should send our thoughts out to the men and women who are fighting Mr. Bush's war, I recently met a friend of my brother-in-law's, a young man in his early twenties, who is about to be sent on his third tour. I talked with him for a bit, although I could tell right away that the subject is one he wished to leave fairly quickly. He talked about what it was like "over there" and how he wished he didn't have to go back. He had such a sad look in his eye. I felt totally overcome with sadness after talking with him, he was so young and his innocence had been ripped from him. It's not to say that he didn't "sign up" for the Marines, but I'm sure he thought he would be fighting for the right reasons, and he said this to me. I found out later talking to my sister that he had watched two of his very good friends get blown up right in front of him on the last tour he'd been on. I would like to thank him and the others that have been sent into this hell hole. While I don't support this war, and the lies that got us there, I do support these young kids who were sent there. I support them in a way other than slapping a magnetic ribbon on my SUV, I support them in spirit. I support them as one human to another, who would hate to leave their family and friends and be scared and alone in a strange place, with all hope placed on coming home...

The number of millionaires in the U.S. increased to a record last year...

Hmmm... I wonder how many people, per new millionaire, were added below the poverty line...Let's see those statistics.

More Like Oliver Stoned!

What a terrible, lame ass joke! I apologize...

Older Man Tanning In Front Of My Apartment In Speedo/Thong!!!

Ok, what the fuck! Was I born under a bad sign, or am I just cursed. My "next door neighbor" is a sun tanning aficionado, this alone is bad enough. Apartments aren't like houses where you can just lounge around on the front porch, most folks know this to be true, my neighbor doesn't. He is greased up in what appears to be extra virgin olive oil, he's propped up in his plastic lawn- lounge chair, and he's reading a magazine. This isn't to say I totally disapprove of sun tanning, but he stays out there, almost completely naked in front of the apartment complex parking lot, for hours and hours. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest, this man is a sun addict.

Now we can move onto the most disturbing part of the whole situation. He wears a speedo/thong, and my front door is mere feet from his hairy speedo/thong man ass. The story spirals down even further my friends. I left my apartment shortly after lunch today, completely oblivious of what was about to unfold. I twisted the doorknob just like any other apartment parting, and as my eyes acclimated to the sunlight, I saw, directly in front of me, the neighbors hairy speedo/thong clad man ass staring me down. I only wish my camera had been ready for such an event. I've done my best to capture a couple of photos, it's difficult not to be spotted so they're not the best. This will give you a little more insight though. I think it might be time to move before summer really gets here!

If you haven't already clicked on one of the above links, you can view the pictures HERE...

I remember being told I would go blind if I handled myself...

Who knew that keeping a stiffy for over six hours straight while screwing a twenty dollar hooker, would lead to loss of eyesight. I mean how unfair, now the old guys with limp dicks have to decide what's worse, blindness or a limp dick. If there is indeed a god, he is one mean bastard!

Long Live Gonzo

Long Live Gonzo

I was hoping I would get to see Hunter shot from a cannon

I really want to see Hunter's ashes being shot out of the cannon, unfortunately it's invite only. I was ready to travel out there in August. It's great to see his friends and family doing everything they can to fulfill his wishes, though. Johnny Depp is one cool cat, he's on the level...